Maybe, we think to ourselves, if Disney can recreate those feelings we experienced decades ago watching these films it will transport us back to simpler times and coddle us in the imagined warmth of our childhoods, when the horizon of our lives was fuller and less frightening. And because life is hard, conjuring those fleeting moments is enough that we will heap money upon Disney and worship her like pagans. Yet, despite our efforts to beat back the currents with these inadequate tools, time moves only in one direction. Trying to go back is an abomination against God and physics. Disney pumped millions and millions of dollars into this Lion King remake trying to turn back the clock, but all it succeeded in doing was capturing a weak, distorted echo of the past and making that echo the basis of a new film.
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Disney has a terrible critical track record with these adaptations. Can you blame them? These movies make real fuck-your-childhood money. Cinderella grossed just over a half billion dollars worldwide in The next year, The Jungle Book grossed just under a billion. The year after that, Beauty and the Beast actually made well over a billion dollars, which is the number of times I screamed when I found out how much money it made. And Aladdin is inching ever closer to the billion mark after opening just two months ago. A billion dollars for a movie about a liar! Of course Disney keeps doing this to us. There was no reason for me to think that The Lion King was going to be good, but I was convinced it would be anyway.
That's the real issue. Nothing fixed that issue in me as fast as being almost inseparably bound to a woman that pushed back and kicked screaming against the pricks every time I wanted to make some sort of spiritual effort. I'm so glad to have found this blog. I am hopeful and do feel some healing. Is he willing to, nay, interested. The church essays that address that linked at www. She is instructed to have children within wedlock very soon, raise these children in a Mormon home, and devote hours each week to church activities plus Sabbath observance on Sunday. I don't think we are going to end up being friends but I'll get over that. I am hopeful and do feel some healing. And the longer you see her you won't be getting out of anything soon either.